Speedball lines of opiates and cocaine.

No shit theyve literally ran out of rock and roll bands to add?

Like you want the community to describe why hiding in a closet is a place to hid and a garage basement, bedroom, etc are all room of which would have a place like a closet to hide in.

Has nothjng to do with the closet to my knowledge and was always just being about hiding.

Welp this is retarded enough to unsub from the community. Have fun with the posts of shit thst never happen at an interview🤣

Kinda the pot calling the kettle black tho because im pretty sure its the brokers like kalshi who are pumping search results with AI slop like this one just from yesterday. Yes I bit on it. If I win, its cuz Im a genious. If I lose its because I was bug testing if the broker was suseptable to reporting delays. Tons of the sports market terms state spicific aources that are acceptable as confirmation. I saw the bet line, as a Bills fan, I panicked Id have to put up with the POS Hill on my team, googled the bet looking to see what Sal Capaccio or anyother beat reporters had to say. Thats when I saw the AI slop article. Knew it was either fake AI slop or I entertained the very very very slim liklihood that the news couldve been leaked to a pod caster who isnt affiliated with team or news source. So fuck it I placed it and in the mean time I scrolled through the site taking random samples of markets making rhetorical prediction and sure as shit theyre.everywhere.

Here is the link to the article but it never opens in my browser unless I laste it into incognito tab: https://nationaltoday.com/us/fl/miami/news/2026/02/24/buffalo-bills-sign-veteran-receiver-tyreek-hill/

Just tested the link and still wont open from th thunder app for lemmy so here is the screenshots:

So a friend of a friend of a friend recently started actively stealing from amazon. Only amazon supplied products. Never 3rd party sellers. Some examples being, buying expenxive ram sticks of the same.make model and trim as a cheaper size and speed ram sticks they own, delicately removing the OEM sticker from the expensive ram and putting it on the cheap ram, packaging it all back up and issuing a return to amazon for full balance of the expensive ram.

Or requesting reacents be sent for not recieving deliveries for orders with pictures of the delivery on their amazon account as proof. That one only started once the friend of a friend of a friend realized they tasked their dumbass AI bot to handle returns so they started feeding everynorder ino it.

Or repurchasing duplicates of anything that breaks no matter how long in between initial and duplicate purchases, re-boxing the broken shit and keeping the good shit, and returning the broken shit with the reason for return being anythjng but product damaged so as to not trigger detailed inspection.

They have not gone far out of their way to hide any lf this. At most they regurgitate some response that fits the return’s terms amd conditions paramters for acceptable return as a small white lie.

The after effects of all this have been wonderful for the friend of a friend of a friend. They sleep well at night knowing Amazon themselves are eating the costs for all this. That plus the fact that all their scams have been for price inflated hardware driven by the AI datacenter whores, of whome Amazon is one of the ones leading the charge. They also are at minimum to no risk for being caught on most scams because most shit they can just respond, “oh shit my bad i sent you guys the wrong one. They were side by side and i mustve grabbed the wrong one.” In which case they then return the actual most recent purchase and are back to where they were before the scam they got busted on.

But the GREATEST outcome is the amount of fucking attention Amazon now pays to every single one of their orders now. No matter how big or small. Drivers must collect delivery code for every order so no more damaged boxes. No more stolen packages, albiet not amazon’s fault. They havent had a single case of lost or delayed delivery, everything is on time with the estimated delivery date at purchase. Which is saying skmething when you live in the wintery boondocks. And ontop of all that, anytime they have to reqch out to Amazon they get a fuckin call from a real fuckin person at Amazon cuz they assume everything is an attempt to scam.

Fuckin friend of a friend of a friend is sitting on brand new 128gb 8000 ram, ryzen 9 995x3d, the best mobo on the market, half a full on grow op worth of 800w full spectrum grow lights. All for less than $30 in postage for some of the returns. I filed this information into my file for unethical life protips right next to “Untill something changes and it affects your credit, only an idiot pays back medical debt in the US.”

I mean i read the court dociments. Did you? Did I miss something?

Honedtly some of the AI images, minus the ficked up labels, look more realistic to me the the real model but I cant tell if its a win for the AI drawing it or if its just because the real images look too photoshopped around the edges and stick out to me against the background theyre pasted on. After typing that, it seems obvious now which of the two is the cause.

Really? What kind of take away are you looking for asking anonymous individuals to provide their own opinions based on their own experiences to formulate a blanketed conclusion for how they think every single person will act unanimously in an ungoverned society?

This would only work if the information you are looking for was to see how an individual thinks the hivemind would operate if everyone was like the show Pluribus.

Im sure this thread will get pumped full of anti-cop rhetoric, that im not saying is wrong, but the fact of the matter is, every real world scenario is am exclusive pccurance between the parties involved and every single enviromental variable in play at the time of the occurance.

Its like asking if ypu need bouncer at the bar or if everyone at the bar always gets along. WHO THE FUCK KNOWS?!?! LOL

Holy shit I didnt think it was biologically possible to not hate hard plastic earbuds like they raped your mother infront of you.

Jesus fucking christ so the fucking idiots really full on dont even try to test any of the shit they facefuck into 1.4 billion innocent pc’s with every update they release.

Did anything change recently with Lemmy where id be seeing more posts relevant to my location without me changing any of my device or this app’s location permissions? Or am i experie cing a genuine coincidence?

There is no wqay this lawsuit wins. Maybe if her fucking lawsuit actually addressed that the gambling is targeting underage players but instead it just states gambling in new york is illegal… exc3pt certain exceptions which are the ficking lottery, sportsbook gambling, casinos, fantasy sports, bingo halls, bazaars, and race track gambling. But thats just what i could come up with off the top of my head. If i can play fantasy football using services that dont carry all the regulations sports books do, then I dont see how they can enforce this lawsuit for video games.

Itd be great if it won but im not guna shit in one hand and wish for this lawsuit to pass in the other to see which fills up first.

Sooooo a friend of mine who definately isnt me because they are no where near as smart or good looking as me googled this topic and searched for an understanding of what any of this is in regards to but the only resources I they found were waaaaaaaay to difficult for me them to understand. Anyone care to sum this up for me my friend or advisement as for what I they shoulf search for to find more information? All I they got was this article from columbia, a similar page from stanford, then the rest were all from the same site: https://arxiv.org/.

Shit like this, more often than not, only turns awkward because of the delivery, not the joke itself. If you are going to take a swing at dark humor, you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow. Those opportunities come once in a lifetime.

But for real, you studder, you mess up the setup, you get too nervous to laugh at your own joke. Anything but a perfect delivery with you being the first to laugh to easy any question your audience might have to it being a joke and youre fuckin dead in the water.

Remember, dark humor done right is like a kid with late stage pancreatic cancer… they never get old🙊😂

Do you want to collect less in taxes? Cuz this is how you encourage cash under the table compensation agreements. Fuck it, make it a law you have to be a citizen to own a home, trade stocks and buy anything that is not food. Ill get my citizenship from Niue where they have an average annual population growth rate of 1 person per year and ill go full on undocumented illegal who follows the lae by not paying taxes!

Someone needs to come up with a better argument other than “threat to your privacy.” People that understand the concept of security/privacy already are in that boat. People that dont, never will.

Weve hit the point of cigarettes. You can report all the studies you want about the risks and damages done by smoking but when 99% of the population knows its bad but still smokes anyways, its time to find thr cyber security version of taxing the evwr living shit out of it to force wveryone who doesnt care into caring.

No clue but if it does, my guess would be vehicle deaths. You get hit @60mph in a 2002 2 door cobalt, your outcome is guna ve much different than getting hit @60mph in a 2026 SUV/Truck/Minivan.

My 7th thing that most people swear doesnt affect them this way is smoking less weed gives me less anxiety. Smoking more weed gives me more anxiety.

You are a piece of shit the moment you leave your driveway without cleaning snow off your car.