“Ketamine: Negative” lol.
Does this mean that Musk’s address is stored on Fastest Lab’s servers?
These drug tests are as legit as those solar roof panels he was showing
Drugs deserve better than to be associated with elon. I won’t let him ruin ketamine for the children.
always great to see urine test results from a troglodyte who probably cannot physically even urinate properly
Because of his mangled dick?
yes
Creatine: normal
weak baby, gotta get GAINS
There is an addendum:
hes on drugs that arnt detected by a tests, he means.
Besides thc most drugs are out of your system in a few days. All this proves is he’s had a boring week.
the shithead smoked pot on a podcast, and he expects people to believe this?
I once saw someone try to say he didn’t inhale as a defense for him. What the fuck is wrong with people trying to defend this fucking nazi.
Do you think a person who smoked pot on a podcast is unable to pass a drug screening in the future?
No, and I didn’t say that.
No, but they aren’t drug free either. There is literally evidence for that.
How can he expect us to believe this when his blood isn’t even on the blockchain?
Does anyone see a date printed on there? Because I sure don’t.
Top right side - “collected”
Where do you think he got the pee?
Since this is Elon we’re talking about, I figure his kid/bodyarmor.
Great, now you made me think of Elon’s mutilated dong.
Ugh.
wtf why is that what you thought about? now I thought about it.
If he has not enough computer skills to fake such a document, he probably has someone who can. Just like has people playing games for him.
Oh great, a screenshot posted by the guy known to pay people to pretend to be him being good at games, who has spent the last few years— damn I mean the last few months, trying to see whether he can set the bar higher for destroying net worth or the lives of uncountable people all over the world.
Grok, how long does it take for all the drugs in this report to clear your system?
I think cannabis is the only one that would take longer than maybe 10-14 days (heavy use of ketamine would take a little longer than the usual few days).
Please don’t make me actually answer this I swear to God
Your name isn’t Grok, now is it? :V
