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Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

Trump Announces Plan to Convert Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Into World’s Largest Indoor Ice Rink

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Trump Announces Plan to Convert Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Into World’s Largest Indoor Ice Rink

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Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago
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What began as a battle against pond scum has escalated into a proposal involving ice hockey, Thunderdome combat, and the complete conversion of national landmarks into a federally funded amusement park.
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    The canadians are taking over america

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      The Stanley Cup this year was between teams from Las Vegas and South Carolina, where literally ZERO kids grew up playing hockey on a frozen pond. Ill bet Canadians were sobbing through the entire Stanley Cup tournament.

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      “They walk among us…”

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