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Sorry its a pebble.
Everybody arguing rock, stone, or pebble.
It’s a jpeg.
Just downloaded it, it was a .png.
Ce n’est pas un rocher
I have to say it. That’s a really nice rock.
Well rounded
Uniform oval shape
Well distributed grain
Minimal color invariance
Pauli’s exclusion principle compliant
Higher than average support threshold
Aerodynamic
Hydrodynamic
No moss (that’s always a plus)
No visible cracks, dents or imperfections
Negative wobblyness
3 dimensional
Positive spinniness
Nice all around silicate spectrum
Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential
High end projectile index (above 0.95, that’s factoring window breaking potential)
Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that’s garlic grade)
Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters
Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)
Gravitationally bound to Earth system
Free range Baryonic matter contents
All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the ±wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better
Rate: 5/7
7/7 with rice
Bro Rating: 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢
Judgement: 👍
It’s a perfect 5 out of 7
you’re right. no arguments here
Why is moss bad?!
It’s not bad but has been deprecated as a good predictor since the 1987 US Solar system survey review from the 87-608 reports from Brown, Janet L., where the Framework for sedimentary moss patterns of the Rock Formations on Sol III was developed and standardized
I hate that rock. I dont even think its not man made. Fake ass dumb rock
It’s not a rock, it’s a photo of a rock. And it’s probably AI.
Ceci n’est pas une pierre.
Source? Really dislike all these unsubstantiated claims everywhere.
rock
Clearly a stone.
Failed again.
It’s an image.
It’s clearly just binary code.
Duh those are electrons.
But we might be living in a simulation, so the electrons are probably just binary code.
More like quarks and other shit.
This is all just a collective hallucination
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real
Right on, man.
Are you talking to me?
Or are you talking to yourself?
Or am I talking to myself?
The “other shit” being mostly electrons and photons.
Smaller shit than that. If you’ve got quarks in the mix, we’re looking for muons and Higgs bosons and the like.
This implies that you can both see where the electrons are and where they’re going. Obviously that’s impossible.
The only thing obvious is that obvious is but an illusion.
No u
It’s definitely not a pipe
Yep, seems like a static gif file. That’s pronounced as jiff in case anyone was wondering.
No, it’s your display you are looking at
maybe a pebble. need banana for scale
Macrosand
you mean gravel?
The last exchange I read around the “banana for scale” thing was inconceivably contentious.
Where’s the NSFW flair on this baby boy?
could even be a boulder
No that’s obviously a tiny boulder
The pioneers used the ride these babies for miles.
Ride them for mules?
Tiny boulders do not exist. you have obviously never seen a large boulder the size of a small boulder
Bite-sized mountain
I don’t think I want to bite that.
You’re just like Hitler, blocked.
Did I hear an rock and stone?
Is it? Could be a pebble. We don’t have a scale after all.
IT’S A STONE
Get your head out of the sand, bird man!
The scale isn’t too clear from the image but it looks more like a pebble to me.
Oh that’s such a typical response from the kind of person in the subgroup I have now mentally assigned you to based off my preconceptions about anyone who gives descriptions of that stone that differ from mine!
Stony stone stoning
IT’S A MINERAL!
Dammit, Marie!
It’s a stone!!
Clearly it’s an egg of a momma stone
It’s not a rock, do your research
I think its an egg painted gray.
That’s not a rock. That’s a picture of a rock.
Ce n’est pas un rocher
“Ceci” si tu veux être précis
I was looking for this :)
To further the spirit of the topic:
picture: An individual painting, drawing, or other representation on a surface, of an object or objects; esp. such a representation as a work of art. (Now the prevailing sense.)
image: An optical appearance or counterpart of an object, such as is produced by rays of light either reflected as from a mirror, refracted as through a lens, or falling on a surface after passing through a small aperture. Such an appearance may also be a mere subjective impression on the sense of sight, as an after-image (q.v.), and the negative image or accidental image seen after looking intently at a bright-coloured object, and having a colour complementary to that of the object. An image produced by reflexion or refraction is called in Optics a real image when the rays from each point of the object actually meet at a point, a virtual image when they diverge as if from a point beyond the reflecting or refracting body.
Source: the interweb. Fight me.
I’m here to put the F back in Art
No, that’s a jpeg representation on your screen of a photo of a rock.
It’s a jpeg representation on your screen of a photo of a rock which you probably have observed with your eyes
I haven’t seen this particular rock with my own eyes.
That’s not my dad, that’s a cell phone. Duh!
Did you think I’d just accept that at face value? Do you take me for a fool? That is an egg! You’ve painted it to look like a rock because you are afraid that I will steal it. You thought I would think it was a rock. But it is an egg.
To all the people in my DMs, don’t tell me that it’s a roc egg. It’s not. A roc would have a much larger egg that would be brown in colouration. And it would smell minty, which this one does not. No, this is clearly just a mundane egg painted to look like a rock.
When I said it was a mundane egg I just meant that it was an egg. I didn’t know that it would be full of crabs. But it’s still an egg! It’s a mundane egg that happened to be packed with crabs of varying sizes and colourations.
That’s pet rock. I thought they discontinued that thing.
“The guy made a million dollars!”
The rock was clearly designed by an omnipotent God, and can’t be the product of chance
