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FundMECFS@piefed.zip to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days ago

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FundMECFS@piefed.zip to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • ClassIsOver [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    When your penis is made of cotton candy

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      Are they supposed to be made of something else? Asking for a friend who’s had a lot of disappointing sex.

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        The it’s actually supposed to be like a corndog. My gym teacher told us that in health class. Yay, one of the highest-rated school districts in the US.

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          So… Not cotton candy?

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