• AnchoriteMagus@sh.itjust.works
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    24 days ago

    The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington.

    S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger.

    That’s right. Shop smart.

    Shop S-Mart.

    YOU GOT THAT?!