• el_muerte@lemm.ee
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    5 days ago

    “No way to win!”

    Wild suggestion, but have you tried, I dunno, not flagrantly breaking the law and then ignoring the court orders that are handed down after breaking the law?

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      4 days ago

      When Peter Navarro was in court for his treason, he would attempt to address the reporters every day, so he could beg for money. Every day, there was a woman who stood behind him, yellling or blowing a whistle whenever he talked, and holding up signs.

      He’s a short little dick, and she was tall, so he tried to yank a sign out of her hands, but she just held it up out of his reach, and said “Havent you committed enough crime today?”

      Fucking HILARIOUS, and all in front of the media. The most effective strategy was blowing the whistle as he tried to talk, because it totally drowned him out. Most days he just walked away in frustration.