Sorry, Niel. You can only ever kiss yourself on the lips in a mirror. You will never be able to kiss Uranus.
Depends on which lips he’s using.
Came here just to make that joke!
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Roses are red
Violets are violet
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Should sometimes stay quiet(not mine; stolen from somewhere)
First solid out loud laugh I have had in a few days.
Here’s to many more then!
He’s hopelessly attracted to black holes
And the more he plays, the closer he comes to the event horizon
First I smashed pluto, now I’m coming for uranus.
First I smashed pluto…
You can see the trauma in this pic. So sad.
#plutoo
He’s a thirsty, thirsty man.
Combos!
But… I need that to poop, what am I gonna do if he erases that too?!
Probably talk shit
Neils penis is a massive man meatier.
You know he saying to himself “Pretty good, Neil, pretteeeeee guhd”
Dude chill, at least give me time to prepare myself first
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I’ll take Urmum next.