“I am a slave, I work for the master. The master does not give me money. I am tired. I am not able to eat. But my master isn’t generous, he is a cruel man! I think that slavery is the most stupid” - Slave

“You do not like slavery? But you live in a Roman house, and walk on a Roman Road.” - Master Kirk

“But, you see, slaves are actually a good thing. And since I depicted myself as the chad Socrates and you as the crying soyjack, I win the argument.” - Plato