Gallagher used to tell a joke that every driver should be issued a suction cup dart gun, that shoots darts with a red flag on it at any car driving like an idiot. When a cop sees a car with 3 flags on the fender, he pulls them over, and gives them a ticket for being an asshole.
Hell no, he was a really funny, incentive, intelligent comic. He liked to do bits on language, like when he talked about being bald, and said “People tell me I don’t have hair on my head because of my genes, but I got hair in my jeans, I need it on my head!”
Seeing this always makes me consider carring a pack of stickers on me that say something embarrassing on it
Gallagher used to tell a joke that every driver should be issued a suction cup dart gun, that shoots darts with a red flag on it at any car driving like an idiot. When a cop sees a car with 3 flags on the fender, he pulls them over, and gives them a ticket for being an asshole.
I thought all he did was smash large fruits and veggies.
Hell no, he was a really funny, incentive, intelligent comic. He liked to do bits on language, like when he talked about being bald, and said “People tell me I don’t have hair on my head because of my genes, but I got hair in my jeans, I need it on my head!”
Just hold one of your keys out as you walk by the cars on the crosswalk.
Crude but effective
If you know no fear, climb on the cars blocking the path :p
SMOOTH MOVE, EX LAX
Or a waterproof pencil. Just to warn the other drivers, that they don’t know or care for traffic rules.