Janitor at university. Found locked military case in river. Coworker says FIM-92 Stinger missile. Heavy. Maybe water, maybe live missile. Call police. Military and EOD arrive. Entire campus locked down. Half of workers taken for questioning. EOD open it – full of some idiot’s clothes and books.
In an alternate reality:
And their name in it…
Or better yet, they decide to just blow it up to be safe.
Imagine if it was full of adult toys. That would be something to talk about.
And they blow it up. Turns out OP did give a flying f***
You can say “fuck”, here. See?
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people can also self-censor if they f***ing want to 😉