jeffw@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前Trump co-defendant's attorney says client only conspired as fake elector for '26 minutes'www.rawstory.comexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1335arrow-down18
arrow-up1327arrow-down1external-linkTrump co-defendant's attorney says client only conspired as fake elector for '26 minutes'www.rawstory.comjeffw@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前message-square35fedilink
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up69·7 个月前“I only murdered for a minute, tops!”
minus-squareRhaedas@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up36·7 个月前“it would have been quicker too had the victim not resisted so much.”
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·7 个月前Thats why the cops yell at you to stop resisting after they shoot you. (This joke got dark)
minus-squareDarylDutch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 个月前Joke? I am pretty sure that is s.o.p.
minus-squaredrunkosaurus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 个月前“I only shot that guy for 0.6 seconds!”
“I only murdered for a minute, tops!”
“it would have been quicker too had the victim not resisted so much.”
Thats why the cops yell at you to stop resisting after they shoot you.
(This joke got dark)
Joke? I am pretty sure that is s.o.p.
“I only shot that guy for 0.6 seconds!”