Maybe he would get the table if he actually said yes? He might need it for heaven to be heaven, and due to him not being able to be honest to God heaven will forever lack him a table.

This is such a classic God move. He’s a scarecrow in the sky Whom we ourselves have built and Who does nothing for no one and then we die.

I wish I had whatever everyone else has. I want a loving sky wizard Who’s #TeamLars.