• Bobby Turkalino@lemmy.yachts
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    2 days ago

    You thought the Mario movie was slop?? The target audience (kids) really liked it and it was faithful to the games…

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      What? The movie NEVER got close to the source material! I mean since when is Toad a street musician, and just one guy? Since when does Big Bertha have massive tits? Why did they treat Spike as one of the koopa kids? Where were the other 6 koopa kids? You just took Iggy, and paired him with Spike (for some reason) and said fuck off to the other 6? And why is King Koopa clearly a parody of donald trump? And why did he destroy the world trade center towers???

      I would certainly hope if you’ve read this far that you get what I’m doing here…

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      My kid and I watched it when it first released.

      He barely remembers it, except Rainbow Road and “Mario characters”. And he loves Nintendo stuff.

      It wasn’t “slop”, but it was not very memorable. The worst thing a film can be is forgettable.

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      Anything with Jack Black in it is corporate slop and I respect our kids enough to not want to expose their developing brains to that kind of garbage.

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        The movie was okayish at best, but at least Jack Black was the best part of it.

        Also, anything with Jack Black is slop? Even School of Rock? Tenacious D? Weird: The Al Yankovic Story?

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          After making Jumanji, yes his work has become absolutely shallow and artistically void of anything to say but give me money.

          School of rock is a classic but he fucking killed Tenatious D after not liking a joke about a killing a dictator. Yes he’s become corporate slop.

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            2 days ago

            Tenacious D is not dead. Jack Black has confirmed that they will be back someday, they’re just taking a break.

            It’s one thing to make those kinds of jokes here on Lemmy where the audience is almost all leftists who will cheer. But for a celebrity with a platform, you have to be aware that saying things like that will get them in trouble. It was honestly a shitty no-win situation all around and I don’t blame Jack Black for needing to distance himself for a bit. At least the band is not dead, this will blow over in due time and they’ll come back when it’s died down.