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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

Eww, that’s gross.

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They’re equally distant from myp.
- 0li0li@lemmy.world
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  Yet ma is being use by a lot more people than mo to mean my.
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    ‘ma’ as in ‘mama’ is the sound used in ‘mop’, not ‘map’

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