• Jimmycakes@lemmy.world
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    If our allies are gonna get butt hurt after 1 bad date after 70+ years of dating then they ain’t allies to the American people who are suffering. They are allies to what our government can do for them. This makes them look a certain way more than it makes us look bad.

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        Europe is America’s pet.

        And dipshit Euros are too dumb to realize it without Trump threatening to take territory. Biden told them to sit and cut off Russian oil at a huge cost to their economies, and they did like a good obedient boy. This dating analogy implies some autonomy, of which there is none. When Europe finally starts resisting, America will put on the shock collar.

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        Two is “hey wait, I pay for everything and all you do is lie on the sofa and bitch that I’m not doing enough.”

        The rest of the world deserves Trump 2.0 far more than the average American.

        Also,

        Trump and Elon are literally European agents (yes, Elon is Euro in every aspect but place of birth, and the Trump-Putin connection needs no further explanation) who have invaded the American government, neither of those two are homegrown.

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          Two is “hey wait, I pay for everything and all you do is lie on the sofa and bitch that I’m not doing enough.”

          I don’t think I’ve ever seen a better Boomer->Millenial toxic masculinity example before. I guess I could just use an image of Married With Children, but this feels more poignant.

          The rest of the world deserves Trump 2.0 far more than the average American.

          And here’s some American Exceptionalism, man, what a goldmine for sociopathic quotes.

          Trump and Elon are literally European agents (yes, Elon is Euro in every aspect but place of birth, and the Trump-Putin connection needs no further explanation

          hahahah, ‘Elon is Euro in every aspect except the things that would make someone European’.

          Have you ever been told ‘no’ or that you haven’t done a good job ever in your life, or are the women too nervous that you’ll backhand them for that to happen?

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      Please tell us more about how the American people have it worse than Palestinians, Haitians, half of Africa and half of Central America.

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          The French literally burn their country down anytime cuts to social services or tax increases are proposed. They literally can’t stand to budget for foreign aide like the US has done for decades

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            This is what happens when your population is educated about history, and when your country has a history of resistance.

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              It’s what happens when the past 80 years of your country have been spent entirely subsidized by America’s gross paternalistic attitude to the “Old War.” Western European institutions cannot stand on their own without the bleeding of American capital/labor

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                Bro the euros don’t even fit defenses anymore. When Ukraine broke mfs sent blankets and helmets. They think we are cooked and don’t want to be our friends anymore lol