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minus-squareNessaSola@eviltoast.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up11·22 days ago“What? The two books of the bible aren’t John and Psalms?” -Some Christians I knew, practically
minus-squarenoodlejetski (he/him)@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-216 days agodon’t forget that one verse of Leviticus that forbids men to sleep with men. just don’t look too far in either direction or you’re going to read the parts about shellfish or mixed cloth!
minus-squareCannonFodder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·22 days agoMore like the EZ-Read abridged picture bible for 5-year-olds, if anything at all for many.
“What? The two books of the bible aren’t John and Psalms?” -Some Christians I knew, practically
don’t forget that one verse of Leviticus that forbids men to sleep with men. just don’t look too far in either direction or you’re going to read the parts about shellfish or mixed cloth!
More like the EZ-Read abridged picture bible for 5-year-olds, if anything at all for many.