“Car! Drive in such a way, I shit myself!”
https://youtu.be/FTA0vKhUQXk Saul Goodman already has a patent for it.
Even the stupidest novelties sometimes have the seeds of brilliance.
What starts with in-vehicle toilet may very well lead to the hottest high profit margin and must have accessory: Take a fresh in-car shit, then launch it at the driver who just wronged you.
"Keep your road rage off the streets and in the seats! "
The engineers dubbed it “Project Battleshits” but most of us doubt that will pass through marketing.
Idk why that’s the first thing I thought of as well, terrible lol.
I can see a new sport developing.
It’s possible that shit might hit the fans.
How pissed would I have to be to launch my shit at their car?
Like honestly that’s truly an awful, terrible thing to do to anyone (imo), and quite possibly a biohazard.
Probably, but I think the lifted black Dodge Ram roaring out pillars of black smoke while tailgating me is going to find out.
That’s why its such a good joke! ;)
Novelty? Or necessity for the future when people are living out of their vehicles.
I mean I guess a toilet makes sense but a voice controlled one? Yea I don’t know about that…
In battleshits, it’s so you can keep your hands on the wheel and voice control the AI assisted turret cannon.
You: “Weapons, lock on to that red honda civic that just cut us off.”
AI: “Please confirm license ABC123”
You: “Confirmed”
AI: “Target Confirmed. Please select ammunition - Wet and Sloppy, High Density Penetrator, or Burnt and Crispy”
You: “Recommendations?”
AI: “The Civic’s front passenger window is open. Wet or burnt seem appropriate, however at this rate of speed wet and sloppy has a low probability of penetrating the cabin due to wind shear stress. Recommendation: burnt and cripsy.”
You “Confirm burnt.”
AI: "Firing Solution not yet possible. Please close the gap and avoid intermediate collateral objects.
You: *Drives with passion and skill closing the gap. “Weapons! Where’s my firing solution?”.
AI: “Target lock in 3…2…1…Lock” *Tone signals the duration of lock.
You: “Fire!”
AI: “Direct hit Sir! The burnt and crispy entered through the open passenger window and shattered on the front winshield. As a frangible ammunition the entire round was contained by the passenger cabin.”
You: “Enemy damage assessment?”
AI: “Unconfirmed estimates indicate the driver and all passengers are covered in fine particles of crispy burnt shit. The smell is likely unbearable resulting in the rapid deceleration you just observed. Total damage costs - 2 lost lunches, 2 loads of laundry and a level 5 car detailing required with a 5% chance of never getting the smell out due to ultra fine particles entering the ventilation system.”
You: “Excellent. People like this rarely learn their lessons the first time. Prepare to turn about and make a low speed anti-personel pass to pick off any stragglers. Ammunition - Wet and Sloppy. Fire on my mark.”
It won’t, because Battleshits is where you install Battle Ship between two toilet stalls.
Two moving toilets stalls/cars. We agree, you just didn’t know it at first. ;)
