• sik0fewl@lemmy.ca
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    8 hours ago

    Not scientifically accurate.

    The pinky toe should be twice as big. I’m not sure if it happens just before or just after, but it happens.

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    23 hours ago

    Lol he looks smug in the moment but when that happens to me his face is getting a kick from the other foot.

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        22 hours ago

        Inanimate objects don’t have genders or facial expressions either; so by using a magical thing called context clues they’re probably just continuing the OP’s joke. By all means keep huffing your own farts if it makes you feel better though.

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          22 hours ago

          You realize that can STILL happen in the comic… yeah?

          What makes you think I was talking real life? Given context, I’m obviously following the same thing, or are you assuming that they are and I’m not? Why would you do that?

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              10 hours ago

              Nah, you’re just a dick for assuming two different ways with two different people.

              The context was quite obvious, just like the person I responded to, you must be a moron or huffing to many of your own farts if you can’t comprehend this.

              Or… you’re just a trolling dick, probably this one. Yeah it’s this one:

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                9 hours ago

                Unfortunately not only reality but the votes (as much as I dislike appeal to the ratio) disagree with you. Have a nice day.

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    22 hours ago

    I broke my pinky toe because of bed sheets hanging off the bed in a specific way while I walked by.

    To this day it is the only broken bone I’ve ever had.

    I don’t know whether to be proud or embarrassed.

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      19 hours ago

      Ohh it’s my time to two up someone on the Internet. I broke mine playing hide and seek as a child, managed to trip over and squash it under my foot. Then again getting it caught on the edge of a gym floor mat. Then again stepping over my hockey bag. Still the only bone I’ve ever broken.

      I joke that if it happens one more time I’ll just have the damn thing lopped off.

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    23 hours ago

    Just remove your pinky toe already. It’s the most feminine toe and you’re an alpha male! In fact the toe next to it looks girly as well. Shed off your woke-mind toes like d-list celebrity Joe Rogan now!