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PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish ·
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Nobody should be ashamed of their bodies (except people who think others should be ashamed of their bodies)

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Nobody should be ashamed of their bodies (except people who think others should be ashamed of their bodies)

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PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish ·
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Context: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/56265733 Nobody should be ashamed about their bodies ❤️

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  • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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    I feel bad for circumcised guys, until they go on the attack, saying how ugly, disgusting etc. my unmutilated dick is

    Then my sympathy dries up like their shrivelled, calloused glans

    Also, women who feel the need to chime in, telling me that their completely unqualified opinion is somehow more valid

    It’s so fucking 'Murican…

    • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      I’m not attacking anyone, this is a response to this post:

      https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/56265733

      And my response is basically “no we don’t lol”.

      • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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        Oh, I didn’t think you’re attacking anyone

        But anything about circumcision (for some reason) brings out angry people determined to defend a barbaric and pointless mutilation

      • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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        btw there’s a feature that lets you reply to another post. crazy ik

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          Yeah but I thought it would be funny to see two nearly identical posts. You know, subversion of expectations and stuff 😆

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    Nothing feels better than going at it dry amirite

    These memes really are just a self report for being bad at masturbating regardless of circumstance tbqh

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    When I sweat I get sticky so I need some sort of lubrication cause ripping off my skin rapidly is quite… Not cool to say the least

    But on the same note I can stick lighter things to myself at almost 90° angle 😅

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      But on the same note I can stick lighter things to myself at almost 90° angle 😅

      I’m sorry, what? Lmao

      • noname_yet2077@lemmy.world
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        If I was lighter I could walk on walls like a gecko or something

        • Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          If I was a lighter, I would be used to set fire to things, like cigarettes and campfires and a billionaire’s palace and cigarettes inside prison.

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            Got me! Haha

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