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Duckman - so you can swim, walk, & fly.
Or something else if it’s a typo.
I’m sorry to do this, but could you please explain the joke? I tried to put typos in to make it so the genie gave him a large penis, but I just can’t figure it out.
You’re on the right track. He would have asked the genie for a 12 inch pianist. Also check out https://explainxkcd.com/532
Yep, becoming a map of all ducks in a 5km radius wasn’t what any of us wanted
And become a P.I. with a pig sidekick

I think that’s how you become a Street Shark
Careful, if a toxic billionaire (the only kind) bites you, you become a Wall Street Shark.
Jawsome
Sharkman, ability to uh grow new teeth.
But it looks like she’s already Catwoman
I hope she gets a dick out of it.





