It must be tough not being into kids in that field. The preacher union keeps breathing down your neck about certain responsibilities that come with the job and fulfilling molestation quotas. Big decisions about promotions are all made during orgies with children.
Church supervisor: “Where did he touch you, child?”
Child: “N-nowhere, father.”
Church supervisor: [shakes head in disappointment as he fills out performance review sheet]
I have to assume that, since he cannot jerk off, he is in it for the love of the game.
It must be tough not being into kids in that field. The preacher union keeps breathing down your neck about certain responsibilities that come with the job and fulfilling molestation quotas. Big decisions about promotions are all made during orgies with children.
Church supervisor: “Where did he touch you, child?”
Child: “N-nowhere, father.”
Church supervisor: [shakes head in disappointment as he fills out performance review sheet]