say “I’m gonna GET YA! who do I get first!?!” over and over, while looking back and forth and shifting your weight like you’re about to pounce.
whoever meows next, POUNCE at em. (or shuffle forward or whatever you can do). if they don’t run away then pet em for a little bit while saying “gotcha gotcha gotcha!”
return to step 1
Do this a couple times. Then smooth your hair and walk away, refusing to elaborate.
Do this a couple times. Then smooth your hair and walk away, refusing to elaborate.