I would pay Disney all the money for them to make Jim Henson’s John Carpenter’s The Thing.
Please tell me you’ve seen Thingu?! If not, allow me to present…
Best present ever
Let me explain:
Spider legs
Vagina body and Fallopian tube antennas
Nose dick
Eyeball testicles
Thank you.
sounds like a party, but you really don’t want to put your dick in that
Oh man, I really want to see the extraction of Muppet blood and what it looks like when Muppet-Thing-blood jumps.
Have Michel Gondry direct so he can get into weird practical effects for stuff like that, like he does. I can see the blood being made of like sparkly red gift wrapping ribbons.
I like to think it’s stuffing that they pull out and just put on a petri dish.
Jim Henson’s The Muppet Thing
Jim Henson’s John Carpenter’s The Thing Babies.
When the felt kicks in.
