Miller and his wife, podcaster Katie Miller, appear to have quietly fled the neighborhood in recent weeks. Neighbors say they were spotted moving out, and the house officially hit the market on October 7, according to ARLnow. The exit comes after several rounds of peaceful chalk protests on the sidewalk outside their home, with messages like “Stephen Miller is destroying democracy,” “stop the kidnapping,” and “no white nationalism” scrawled in bold letters.
While the chalk eventually washed away, the tension apparently didn’t. Katie Miller lashed out on social media: “To the ‘Tolerant Left’ who spent their day trying to intimidate us in the house where we have three young children: We will not back down. We will not cower in fear. We will double down. Always, For Charlie.”
I guess it’s technically true since they fled in (irrational) fear.
People with chalk: “Please stop doing what you’re doing. It’s objectively wrong and we don’t like it.”
The Millers: “Help! We’re under attack! Run away! Run away! Flee for your lives!”
People with chalk: “Whoa, what’s in this stuff?”
Never go full Denethor
Never again make make me imagine Stephen Miller eating a tomato like that.
Okay. Imagine him all oiled up instead.
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop making me imagine the already disgusting Stephen Miller in increasingly gross situations now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Probably fentanyl. It’s apparently in everything these days.
Well, whatever works, but I can’t believe we’ve overlooked something so simple. This entire time, all we had to do is use opioid chalk to ward off fascists like salt for evil spirits? Count me in. I’ll just make sure to wear a respirator and gloves. Bonus points if encampments form near the wards to scrape them up periodically.
Bro, this guy is filthy rich from his millions in Trump crypto. He’s fleeing relative poverty.