Hitmen technically do not exist. They do, but it’s an awfully small pool. Majority of the time, you’re going to get caught up in a sting operation than actually getting something done.

And quite frankly, hitmen would rather take out people of higher authority and something very specific. They aren’t just going to out and willingly take out people who’re down on their luck. They’ll probably tell them that there’s a hundred other ways.

Also, Reddit is the worst place for people who’re mentally suffering. Spez must get his rocks off to know that he offers no protection for people who’re at their shittiest since they’re all just statistics for him that provides growth for his shitty platform.