Oh hell, the people who would vote for that bag of dicks don’t give a shit. I would even wager they would be more likely to vote for him because of all that sweet sweet teen tang he was setting up and knocking down. Don’t you know? Grass on the field means play ball.
Report or no report, you haven’t heard the last of Matt “imma blow coke up this 17-year-old girl’s asshole” Gaetz.
I hate this timeline so much I need Google to invent multivers search engine so I can go to the one where we use tacos as currency and Modelo runs out of the faucet.
Oh hell, the people who would vote for that bag of dicks don’t give a shit. I would even wager they would be more likely to vote for him because of all that sweet sweet teen tang he was setting up and knocking down. Don’t you know? Grass on the field means play ball.
Report or no report, you haven’t heard the last of Matt “imma blow coke up this 17-year-old girl’s asshole” Gaetz.
I hate this timeline so much I need Google to invent multivers search engine so I can go to the one where we use tacos as currency and Modelo runs out of the faucet.