rumschlumpel@feddit.org to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days agoWear your seatbeltlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square97linkfedilinkarrow-up1835arrow-down117cross-posted to: TheShitpostOffice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
arrow-up1818arrow-down1imageWear your seatbeltlemmy.dbzer0.comrumschlumpel@feddit.org to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square97linkfedilinkcross-posted to: TheShitpostOffice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up167·7 days agoMy car does not move until all passengers have their seatbelt securely fastened. Gotta problem? You can fuckin’ walk.
minus-squaredoingthestuff@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52arrow-down10·7 days agoI’ll drive you with no seatbelt, hell I’ll skip it myself if I feel like it . But I won’t do that while taking you to your dealer. Never commit a misdemeanor while you’re committing felonies.
minus-squareswagmoney@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up53arrow-down1·7 days agoonly one crime at a time 👉😎👉
My car does not move until all passengers have their seatbelt securely fastened. Gotta problem? You can fuckin’ walk.
I’ll drive you with no seatbelt, hell I’ll skip it myself if I feel like it .
But I won’t do that while taking you to your dealer. Never commit a misdemeanor while you’re committing felonies.
Could have been car dealer
Antiques too.
only one crime at a time 👉😎👉