Ha ha. No, it’s a tropical fruit with white flesh and a table tennis ball sized seed in the middle. The flesh is crunchy, fresh tasting and subtle both in sweetness and perfume. It’s a very refreshing fruit but not as juicy as a watermelon.

Good article and photos here. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syzygium_malaccense

i was thinking paprika

Wax apples!