Honestly, it would be most efficient just to grind everyone over 70 into mulch. The years spent slowly siphoning their life savings while they just sit around not being hardcore workers are complete waste. Accelerate the process, transfer the wealth, so the next generation can spend it on new cars and electronic baubles: old people don’t spend enough money, and what they do spend is all government-subsidized healthcare.
Honestly, it would be most efficient just to grind everyone over 70 into mulch. The years spent slowly siphoning their life savings while they just sit around not being hardcore workers are complete waste. Accelerate the process, transfer the wealth, so the next generation can spend it on new cars and electronic baubles: old people don’t spend enough money, and what they do spend is all government-subsidized healthcare.
/s
can we start at the top of the hill, then have a change of heart as we clean the orange goo out of the mulcher?