• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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    20 days ago

    What a brilliant scheme!

    A law enforcement source said earlier today: “We have received new information which strongly suggests the killer may be from, or have connections to, the The Bahamas, Thailand, or Cote d’Azur. I shall personally be heading up investigative teams to visit each of these locations in the rigorous pursuit of justice!”