*Tesler
“It’s all computa!”
He cannot drive and does not know how to operate a vehicle of any kind.
Not to mention presidents/former presidents don’t drive ever.
Both Biden and Obama drove cars while president, just in the White House driveway and on a test track.
They’re not allowed to drive on regular roads
Break-ups are fun to watch. Wonder when the make-up sex starts.
“Make-up sex”? Like using bronzer for lube?
Wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest!
Oh mah gawddd ya know? And he was like, “I don’t wanna see you no more”, ya know? And I was like, “Whatever, as F!”. Dude is so creepyyy.
Trump doesn’t drive himself anywhere.
An easy and non-impactful thing for Trump to do, and it’s not like Trump’s followers would ever get a “Tesler”. Those are filthy EVs and manly men only ever get gas-guzzling Big Trucks ™.
Whose job is it to wash the spunk off the seats?
JD Vance’s, it’s basically a couch
No moar computor?… =[
Nothing’s computer. :(
He’s never been seen driving even once in decades. Who gives a shit
He’s literally not allowed to. Becoming president means you’re not allowed to drive (on regular roads) ever again, even after you leave office.
https://www.fox5dc.com/news/why-u-s-presidents-arent-allowed-to-drive
They could ignore that guidance if they wanted to.
Would you trust a 79 year old to drive ? I wouldn’t, and especially not trust them for any important role either. Retirement age is 65.
My dad drove until he was 88. He was an excellent driver and never had any tickets or caused any problems for others.
My mom quit driving in her early 80s because she didn’t like driving and could afford to take Lyft when she needed to go somewhere.
So I’d say it depends on the person. Having said that, I’m all in favor of more frequent testing for older drivers. When things go wrong, they can go wrong quickly. And I wouldn’t trust Trump to know how to operate a paper bag, let alone a car.
It’s pronounced “tesler”
I DUG MAH KEY INTO THE SOD OF HIS PRETTY LIL SUPED UP ’LECTRIC DRIVE!
CARVED MAH NAME INTO HIS LEATHA SEEEEEEEEEEAEAEAEEEETS
Please… probably a gift to pres grifter
trump supporters will follow, leading to Tesla stock tanking even more. Was this Elon’s business strategy? I expect Elon to think liberals have the memory of a hamster, as if we’ll all start buying Teslas now that he’s separating from Trump. As if it wasn’t from his own nazi shit
I love tessler
His Tesler
Aw breakups are hard
