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- Your clock stopped. (Looks at the clock)
- No it’s still working.
- You are bald on tip of your head I saw it when you were looking at the clock.
Can you go careening around twisty mountain roads with the top down with a 6 speed manual stick with that watch? No? I’ll take my Miata any day. Good luck with your time keeping.
seems like a giant waste of money when you have phone that has the time on it.
All these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are “OK?” and “that watch?”
Verbose disses only work in rap
Aahhhh winner:
“that watch?”
You are awesome. Now the ball is on their side and covered in two layers of diarrhea
Alternatively, “And it’s a very nice watch.” Bonus points for riding the line between nonchalance and condescension while still being a compliment.
Ho I have the same one. That the only one you have?
Smile really big and start laughing. Maintain the smile, maintain eye contact.
Either dishonest affirmation or “That’s nice, buddy” and touch his shoulder.
With people you might need later it’s the first option, the second if you want to piss off narcissists.
“Your watch cost more than £100?”
Imagine not being able to tell the time by just looking up
Misses train. Yells at clouds.
Nice double entendre
Good for you, why should I care?
Nice.
“Why would I own a car? Our public transportation works fine. Or a watch, since I can already see the time from my mobile phone.”
When I was at school, the kids would say, “my dad’s shed is bigger than your dad’s shed”. But that was a long time ago, and we each had a child’s view of the world. Most of us grew up.
Grabs machete
Thanks for showing me where to find it. /jFool and his money.
