The problem is that you have to get your hot dogs from home into the theater, and that’s trickier.
I once knew a guy that had two hot dogs for lunch every day. He brought them to work in a Thermos, and when he took them out at lunch, they were still hot. He brought a couple of rolls, squirted on some mustard, and that was his lunch.
So sneak in a few dogs in a Thermos (you could probably use one of those big Stanley tumblers), and a few buns, and some mustard packets, and save yourself some money.
That’s hilarious disgusting, but he always had them in his Thermos loose. He’d just turn it over and shake them out.
There is something disconcerting about watching hot dogs pour out of a Thermos. You know what’s coming, but as soon as the dogs appear, your brain screams “PENIS!”
I just walk in with it, nobody questions it. If they did, I’d just tell them that I’m going to buy a Coke, and pour it into my cup.
My son walks into movie theaters with a tote bag of stuff that he bought on the way. In NYC, nobody questions it, people are walking around with their stuff all the time.
The problem is that you have to get your hot dogs from home into the theater, and that’s trickier.
I once knew a guy that had two hot dogs for lunch every day. He brought them to work in a Thermos, and when he took them out at lunch, they were still hot. He brought a couple of rolls, squirted on some mustard, and that was his lunch.
So sneak in a few dogs in a Thermos (you could probably use one of those big Stanley tumblers), and a few buns, and some mustard packets, and save yourself some money.
Plus some warm pork tea to sip throughout the day. Refreshing.
That’s hilarious disgusting, but he always had them in his Thermos loose. He’d just turn it over and shake them out.
There is something disconcerting about watching hot dogs pour out of a Thermos. You know what’s coming, but as soon as the dogs appear, your brain screams “PENIS!”
What theater lets you bring a large Stanley thermos in!? Even if I just have coffee, I have to be sneaky with it…
I just walk in with it, nobody questions it. If they did, I’d just tell them that I’m going to buy a Coke, and pour it into my cup.
My son walks into movie theaters with a tote bag of stuff that he bought on the way. In NYC, nobody questions it, people are walking around with their stuff all the time.
You just walk in like it’s normal. Because it is.