• FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today
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    8 months ago

    Washington is a broken clock right twice a day, tbh. That guy owned half the slaves in Mount Vernon. He didn’t have any idea how to fix society, modern middle schoolers could debate him and win.

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        8 months ago

        Yeah but unlike Washington I can blame all of my wanton aggression and apathy on lead and plastic pollution. Checkmate, futurepeople, you’re held to the logical moral standards of understanding the outcomes of complex nuances of (currently) modern systems of society! Eat my shorts!