Velveeta has one job. That is to make extremely melty gooey grilled cheese sandwiches for me to eat when I’m high. Are they gourmet? Fuck no. Are they amazing in that moment? Fuck yes.
I haven’t had the fake cheese in forever. I just can’t.
My grocer had the American white slices on clearance for .99¢ the other day. I can’t remember the last time I saw anything for .99¢, I have a kid who never has it, I decided fuck it I’ll get it.
My son freaked out, “you got the good cheese!!” He was so excited. My eyes rolled and I made us grilled cheese. He was fine, I didn’t poop for two days, and as a rather regular individual, I did not appreciate it.
Still laughing at my kid screaming with excitement, you got the good cheese lmao
Definately cheese. Velveta and American are trully abhorent when compared to good cheddar or brie.
Velveeta has one job. That is to make extremely melty gooey grilled cheese sandwiches for me to eat when I’m high. Are they gourmet? Fuck no. Are they amazing in that moment? Fuck yes.
I haven’t had the fake cheese in forever. I just can’t.
My grocer had the American white slices on clearance for .99¢ the other day. I can’t remember the last time I saw anything for .99¢, I have a kid who never has it, I decided fuck it I’ll get it.
My son freaked out, “you got the good cheese!!” He was so excited. My eyes rolled and I made us grilled cheese. He was fine, I didn’t poop for two days, and as a rather regular individual, I did not appreciate it.
Still laughing at my kid screaming with excitement, you got the good cheese lmao