so, i’m using fake names, but their real names all start with “j” and i think i’ll find a long-lasting partner whose name starts with “j” too, or for example with the fake names:

first off, this guy i crushed on in elementary school, my best friend ethan.

next, this guy i dated, emilio.

then, eliana.

then, my current crush eric.

yep, my next partner is definitely gonna have a fake name starting with E and a real name of J. maybe it’ll be eric, who knows??

Edit: and i can’t forget my therapy crush, “eileen”