• FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    “Hey, babe. Let me look at your text messages.”

    “Uh, sure, let me just ‘unlock’ it.”

    "Wait, why did you say that with quotes?’

    “Oh, bad news, hun, seems my phone wiped itself.”