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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

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A teacher says, “Spit out your gum.” A train says, “Chew, chew, chew.”

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Dammit. This made me laugh, and I hate that THIS of all jokes is the one to crack me…
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  I know, right? Hahaha

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