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“Don’t worry about a thing, honey. I’m gonna help you through this.”
“Those are all normal noises.”
“Luggage compartment closing. Cross-checking.”
“Just sit back and relax.”
“That’s just the engine powering up.”
“That’s just the engine struggling.”
“That’s just the carp swimming around your ankles.”
That noise was just a door panel busting open. This is a Boeing so it’s perfectly normal.
“That’s just a routine patrol, we’re not actually in Russian airspace.”
“They’re bluffing.”
