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When I was a kid, Santa never seemed to be particularly good at keeping track of who was naughty and who was nice. Anybody else notice that, too?
Weirdly, the strongest predictor always seemed to be how rich your parents were
Another one of my favorites. I recall trying to draft a similar list as a child, but was not nearly as imaginative as Calvin, and never managed to fill more than a page or two.
Calvin just writes really big
