She’s bragging about this getting 20,000,000 views

When THIS is the cover photo for the reel

Followed by a small child lifting her shirt and partially pulling her pants down.
She’s BRAGGING about this even after all the Epstein content is out there and knowing FULL well that it attracts pervs.
I hope Shane shuts that shit down. It’s disgusting. No one in that family is protecting that little girl.
Also still posting her children in these situations, locations and her older daughter when it was just publicized that Guelph has the highest sex trafficking rate in Ontario.
THIS!!! I’m sure she’d play dumb as usual and say she didn’t see the news but I’d never post my kids whereabouts ever again after seeing that news. If your kids need to be your content maybe that’s a sign this gig is up? I’d rather never be online again than have people knowing where my kids are, what they look like and what their names are; like it’s sad we all would know her kids out in the wild and could easily call them by name. She really is naive to the dangers of the world and no we can’t always live in fear but your kids should be protected not exploited to all your followers.
Sarah and Shame have always known what keywords to use on Instagram and in the tabloid articles they’d buy or land. Nude or lingerie modelling, no big deal. But own it. Don’t involve children. Don’t have them undress Mommy.
She’s not a body positivity or confidence warrior. Her naked pics aren’t about what her body can do; it’s about how she looks, naked. In most of her headshot photos for speaking engagements, one boob is out, or she’s topless in a blazer.






This isn’t body positive, this is voyeurism
exactly.
She so blatantly uses the very thing she loves to rant about (sexualizing herself, posing provocatively, using nudity) and tries to pretend her version is just an innocent mum exercising her right to wear what she wants (in her case, almost nothing). Her followers must be as dumb as she is if they don’t see it all for what it is. She’s the biggest hypocrite.
Ya this is highly disturbing. Leave the children out of it bird!!!
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Man I just have to vent here because I don’t mean to offend anyone on Reddit but bloody hell I am over people asking about AJC and her husband 🤣😅
SAME!!! I know that sub is named for her but I don’t think people there actually really care about her and snarking on her except for maybe a couple people lol
I know we speculated about Bird and Shame’s marriage but at least that was spicy and snarkable lol
I think she deserves to be snarked on more especially with the linkedin lunatics type content lately but like who cares about her husband?
Same. She’s low on my snarkdom, she actually does things and earns her audience IMO.
She’s definitely way more of a human and mother than birdshit. Not even on the same level
Happy Friday!

Ms Crawley HAHAHAH
🫣ugh! She’s so photogenic…not!😂
Quality post 😂😂
Lmfao
😂 😂 😂
The ever changing eyes

🤥

Tell me this broad isn’t showing off her Knix thigh savers on the right?! She has zero class
In her mind a step and repeat and a red carpet makes her a celebrity 🤣🤣

In her mind’s eye, she always knew she’d be on some sort of stage; she just didn’t know what the stage would look like or how’d she’d get there. But she knew 😵💫 😜
Lol wtf. Who is this
And nose.
And teeth.
Awe B&C didn’t get an invite I guess

Love this for them. It only seems obvious something happened with the two of them considering they’re the only two never at the events post show.
I wish we could get some tea!
I wonder if Traitors came with NDAs - you know she did something shitty!
So sad! 😂
So cringe that becci and Sarah are now sitting crossed legged like ari and Renee… Always copying.
Honestly who wants to hear these knobs talk? And how the F are they still yapping about Friends 20 plus years later 🥱
The friends talk is sooooo tired
Brutal engagement on this post that has been shared across 3 different IG accounts 🤣

I love this for them.
So embarassing
Lmfao.
Zzz zzz. The podcast numbers are shit.
They are totally copying. I noticed in her video with Becky that their faces and skin are filtered, but Thebirdspapaya shows a more realistic neck size.


These side by sides are wild 😬
And a normal jawline…
That top right photo 💀😆. The top third of her head is so bulbous and the lower third so narrow I’m shocked she can hold that thing up, fucking Megamind looking freak!
Absolutely jealous and trying to ride their coattails and copy. Gross.
💀 who is going to tell them this looks like shit.

I’d like to see these fools wearing this fug look with their real faces. 😂
Actually so hideous. And I’d think that no matter who was wearing it.
Their stupid filtered face

I guess her elastic bands on the bottom of her pants before tucking them into her boots sealed the nomination!
She wasn’t part of the fresh face category lmfao I think it’s insulting to the other nominees that she’s in their category .
Why would she be seeing a plastic surgeon for a biopsy that’s a dermatologists job. A plastic surgeon would be consulted for reconstruction after a diagnosis. This actually makes me sick that she is using this medical scare as click bait!
She may be giving a heads up that she’s going to see a plastic surgeon because in her bird brain she might think someone will spot her going into a clinic and wants to lie saying it’s skin cancer screening, when she may very well be going under the knife.
If she is getting cosmetic surgery who tf cares - she’s just the shitty kind of person who will make up a story to garner attention and sympathy while continuing to lie and promote her bopo movement.
I agree with you. She’s 100% going to get MORE surgery.
I private dm’d her and her response didn’t make any sense. I honestly don’t think she knows anything!
I asked her: don’t you need to see a dermatologist? She said: That’s who does the exam part, I believe Then she sent a screenshot of the place she went to and said This is what I did I explained that in Alberta I saw my family doc who referred me to a dermatologist. They did the biopsy and subsequent surgery. And that I now go for yearly check ups. She responded: ohhhh ya you can do that for individual spots
I didn’t know how to respond
This made no sense to me. Did she not go for an individual spot? Did she not say she’s going to a plastic surgeon??
She’s up to something.
I haven’t been watching her because she’s so incredibly annoying but went and watched the skin check story. The place she went is a private clinic so people have to pay for it but since she tagged her friend she, most likely, did not. I suspect she wants to go to a plastic surgeon because the spot is visible since her job is taking off her clothes in the bathroom and filming it she doesn’t want a big scar. This is just my opinion. She kept gesturing to her upper chest/front of her shoulder area. Your experience is the path most Canadians follow. We’ll have to see how long it takes for her referral to ‘plastics’.
It’s hilarious that she thinks people are as stupid as she is.
I missed this whole thing, can someone catch me up? Is she back to implying she has cancer again? Just in time for the approaching cancer awareness month in April? I’m confused. I gather she’s also pushing one of those full body scans every half-assed influencer and D grade celeb promotes?
Anyway, I’m confused. Don’t you need a referral from your doctor or a dermatologist for a biopsy (unless it’s your own decision to have something non-cancerous/non worrisome removed)?
This is DISGUSTING if it’s some kind of promo related stunt, like have some ethics man.
Share with the class
What did she say
Spill the tea 😂
What a dickhead

Imagine seeing her film this on the street lol. How do her kids even stand to spend any time with her.
Embarrassing af…41 year old parading down the street filming herself with her overpriced pop she probably grifted.
I bet they 100% gave it to her free so she’d post about it. I’ll never go there just bc of her and NB.
Yes agree, that and the fact I would have to go downtown. I hate going down there.
Same!
Both of their attitudes in the establishment and half giggles seemed like they were getting it for free. Instead of gratitude and humility let’s walk down the street smug and with an F me face. Imagine a soda bringing out this type of behavior. Seems like this act was about impressing the kid as well.
😂😂😂
Who is this?

You’d never guess this woman had children/especially one under the age of 6
Someone who didn’t have her usual filters 😂
Another day, another selfie and desperate pleas for Caudalie to send her some free shit because her bottles are almost empty ✌️Just boss babe things!

Haggard!!! And those disgusting “no filler” lips
She really has absolutely nothing to post anymore and I’m here for it!
Done!
Omgosh… Oh no!! How sad… Running low on product… Like stfu you disgusting creature. The world is burning. No one gives a shit about your fake ass dramatic selfies.
It’s almost like … she could buy some.
Not to mention, sounding like a spoiled teenager when she’s “promoting”, asking for new products!🙄
Grifting tone deaf bitch. We’ve got students being shot and massacred, Americans being slaughtered and this bitch is crying over her fucking face cream? Fuck off
Right!
Gross
Oh good she shared this horrendous lip combo.

She looks like a corpse with this hideous lip colour
Her nose nose though…
This made me laugh. It’s horrible on her.



She should really stop making posts. She looks manic.
Her real teeth seemed to make an appearance today for a change, but probably still filtered.
Omg ew. Wtf is she doing?
Is she being serious?
This is what happens when you eye fuck yourself too long.

Lmao
This reel was so cringe (like all of them). She’s just clinging for dear life to this whole “people hate my body but I’m a bad bitch so I don’t care” narrative. Imagine being 41 years old with kids and spending your time doing this?? Pathetic.
She’s starting the narrative that she’s a victim of Shane not finding her attractive anymore- I can see it already. She’ll imply it. She’s such trash. Just like all her tears and false narratives about her first ex-husband.
Surely nobody would believe that after all her posts saying the complete opposite would they?
Let’s remember her followers are dummies and believe anything she feeds them
I’m sure it’s true but not because of her looks, because she’s a selfish, narcissistic, greedy, self-serving asshole who doesn’t know how to nurture a relationship beyond the one she has with her own reflection.
This! 👏
Agreed, she seems so selfish, self-absorbed and emotionally abusive. Remember the podcast where she talked about not allowing the same songs, movies, or activities that he did with any of his exes? She tried to make it sound like he was the problem “well he’s a serial monigamist…” the hosts were like uhhhh okayy so you’re still in highschool mode?👀
Oooooh good theory!!!
Once again she’s focusing on what her body looks like, not what it can do.
To be fair, I’m not sure her body can do much. 🤷♀️
I wonder if she’s truly unbothered? And does she really think she’s hot shit?
I bet she’s VERY bothered and I also think she does believe she’s hot shit and she wants everyone else to think so too and that’s why she’s bothered bc not everyone does
She oozes cocky c u next Tuesday but she is “very good at masking” so who knows 🤣
Literally the most boring content I have ever seen. We all know it’s cold, we all go outside and we all know it’s still winter jfc. All this whining when she’s in her heated car and wearing a blanket ffs. She needs to log off and never log back in.

The coat…

That coat is so damn fugly I can’t believe she would wear it even if it’s just for a required affiliate link. Probably lives buried deep in a closet
😂 😂 😂 👏
Who wears a blanket while driving??
She probably doesn’t know how to turn on the heated seats just like she didn’t know how to use the remote starter.
Or how not to use a diesel nozzle to put gas in her car!
She made sure to show she got one DM asking (prob her burner account) and was sure to share an affiliate link 🤪

