I tried to befriend 3 crows that are always in my yard. This past winter, I put a packet of large nuts out for the 3 that are always there. The next day there was a crow staring in my bedroom window at me. So I put more out. Later that afternoon, a mob of crows were in my yard. My driveway and car was covered in poop.
did they bring flowers too?
It took me longer than I’d like to admit to realize it was not a cow.
That crow’s name? Albert Einstein 🤯
Albird Einstein
That crow didn’t die of natural causes, it was a murder
HA, Murder of crows. I love a good Dad joke.
Fucking crows are too smart. They have trained me to leave them sunflower seeds in return for alerting me anytime someone approaches my house. Fuckers.
I would love to give them sunflower seeds.
My cousin had a tame crow who he had fixed a broken wing on and it just moved into the barn and never left. He would stand in the driveway and bellow HELLO at anyone who pulled in, and then demand you feed him some muskmelon. Eventually he got cataracts and the local veterinary university program offered to remove them, he lived like twenty years. Funny bird.
Whats so cute …? They were Turing to kill you …😏
Whats so cute …? They were Turing to kill you …😏
Found the bot.
