You must log in or # to comment.
Side-eye glare as I am just barely able to utter a disdainful and dismissive, “Pussy…”
Screaming and flailing uselessly while I die. I might have the presence of mind to awkwardly punch backwards once or twice. Might.
Tigers are alpha predators for a reason.
Guess I’m lunch🤷♀️
Die
Well, for starters, not turning my back to the damn cat.
Oh, this is the second cat that approached you from behind while the first kept your attention.
Clever girl.
Pet the kitty.
spicy kitty
I fixed you’re post 😤
The Internet: an abusive relationship between humans and cats.
Meuw (Last resort try to confound the attacker)
The tiger’s bite would probably kill me faster than I would be able to do anything.
Even if my neck doesn’t get snapped, the tiger’s teeth would most likely dig into vital veins and arteries
i may need some eye bleach, but i am afraid kittens won’t do this time
XP
I think it’s pretty obvious in the picture.
I’m biting a dude’s neck.
How long does this “situation” last? Is there even time to “do” anything other than think “Fu-”?
I’m dying bro. That’s it, lights out.
Apparently slipping out of my skin to try to get away. Tiger didn’t know that was my distraction skeleton.
