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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 4 months ago

I wish to reject the weakness of my flesh and embrace the strength and certainty of steel.

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I wish to reject the weakness of my flesh and embrace the strength and certainty of steel.

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4 months ago
You did not specify stainless steel so you begin to rust almost immediately.
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  Man, you’re a shitty commenter.
  
  EDIT: For the ones not getting where this came from, it’s a joke about their username.
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    Sorry, never played this before, but thanks for being a cunt about it!
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      It was a joke about your username.

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