Ah yes once again we learn that neutral means cooperative with nazis…

There is a small German town completely encased in Switzerland. Perhaps we could reroute Putin to there and

… beat him to an indistinguishable pulp!

Switzerland being fine with awful regimes? That’s so out of character.

Well, I certainly won’t arrest Putin if he comes over to my place. Nope, definitely not!

(Shhhhh)

He’s got some original mint Nazi stolen gold they want to buy

But is he really coming for peace talks? If it’s just for the Swiss Miss Instant Cocoa™, …