YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 1 month agoDiscussion Thread 🦤 Wednesday 11 February 2026message-squaremessage-square112linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareDiscussion Thread 🦤 Wednesday 11 February 2026YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 1 month agomessage-square112linkfedilink
minus-squareThornburywitch@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoMine is very boring. I’m a witch and I live in Thornbury. All my social media usernames are variations on this theme. Would have been worse if I lived in Ipswich. One day I shall re-invent myself, but at present I see no particular need to do so.
minus-squarecalhoon2005@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoWhat if there were two witches in Ipswich? People would ask, but which Ipswich witch?
minus-squareTheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoNot only that, but what the witch of Ipswich actually does. Which witch switches the switch for Ipswich? Not telling.
minus-squarecalhoon2005@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoIs it the one wearing an Irish wrist watch?
Mine is very boring. I’m a witch and I live in Thornbury. All my social media usernames are variations on this theme. Would have been worse if I lived in Ipswich. One day I shall re-invent myself, but at present I see no particular need to do so.
What if there were two witches in Ipswich? People would ask, but which Ipswich witch?
Not only that, but what the witch of Ipswich actually does. Which witch switches the switch for Ipswich?
Not telling.
Is it the one wearing an Irish wrist watch?
???