Oldie but goodie.
Transcript: Tweet by the SRSLY wrong podcast. Content: “message to my enemies: when the revolution comes you’re not just gonna get the wall, buddy, you’re gonna get four walls, a roof, clean clothes, good food, education, and quality health care because that’s what every human being alive deserves”
It doesn’t specify you’ll get a floor though, so there’s that.
And whether any floor you get might be lava.
Having experienced many lava floors, it’s not so bad. Kinda fun actually.
Tough on the knees and ankles in the long run, though…
I remember /r/SandersForPresident echoing this refrain. “When Sanders takes office we are going to line up the opposition and give them exactly what they deserve… (beat) …free healthcare.”
“Hate” ?
I assume “are” got autocorrected.
I have stickers that say this from the Patreon, and I gave one to my little elementary school age brother because he collects stickers, and he stuck it right on his school iPad. I’ve never been more proud of him haha
The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is the primary manufacturer and supplier of androids, robots and autonomic assistants for the known universe. They are known for their catchy jingles and catchphrases, which are supplied by their Marketing Department.
The corporation is not known for the quality of their products, and almost all of their known inventions are faulty.
Their primary claim to fame seems to be constructing just about everything with (unstable) advanced robotics and software. From doors to lifts, to toaster ovens, drinks machines, vacuum cleaners, and “personal massage units” – Everything has been built with a full GPP or Genuine People Personality. This means that even a set of airlock doors has emotions, hopes, dreams, intelligence, and worse of all, the capacity for boredom. It should come as no surprise then, that the majority of these devices have a neurotic streak a mile wide.
The company motto is “Share and Enjoy.” This is widely adaptable, from synthesised drinks to the company of a robot, or “Your plastic pal who’s fun to be with”, as their robots are described as by the aforementioned Marketing Department.
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as: “A bunch of mindless jerks who’ll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.”
Curiously, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica which fell through a rift in the time-space continuum from 1000 years in the future describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as: “A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came.”
Only their complaints department survived the general economic implosion of the company as a whole.
-Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy via Fandom; Wiki
The corporation is not known for the quality of their products, and almost all of their known inventions are faulty.
Their primary claim to fame seems to be constructing just about everything with (unstable) advanced robotics and software. From doors to lifts, to toaster ovens, drinks machines, vacuum cleaners, and “personal massage units”
Sounds like if Yamaha had Boeing’s executive team
Thankfully Yamaha actually makes good stuff. Doesn’t really matter what it is. If it says Yamaha on it it’s at minimum decent.
Everything from motorcycles to saxophones
Yamaha makes everything excellent quality.
Came here to comment exactly this quote, you beat me to it!
There really is a Douglas Adams quote for everything.
So, uh, a modern (not US) prison cell?
Lol, good one.
I can still take personal extralegal revenge without betraying the revolution though, right?
…right?
I don’t really think that revenge is a healthy concept. Especially for the revoltion I’d like to see.
Okay so I don’t disagree, but, like… What if I really wanna?
Well in that case it’s all good
Seems a bit biased against the undead.
Too bad for that whole “tolerance paradox” being a thing…
The tolerance paradox doesn’t justify death squads.
I’m talking that such a revolution can’t be peaceful to happen because there exists powerful parties that are very interested in keeping the status quo who will NOT hesitate to use death squads to stop you from changing the status quo.
Good luck convincing companies like Black Rock, that have both huge investments in housing properties and paramilitary, to just let everyone have free housing, or Nestle (who I hope I don’t even have to cover the atrocities they have and still do) to let people have free water, when the CEO has himself publicly stated he doesn’t think people are entitled to water.
Also, never said death squads, but nice strawman.
such a revolution can’t be peaceful to happen
Never said anything about it not being peaceful. “Getting the wall” is an executional method. There’s a difference between enacting violence and executing people.
Also, never said death squads, but nice strawman.
What do you think “getting the wall” means? O.o
Obviously it means you’re getting part of a room /s
Like… nice deflection and if you don’t want to continue the argument, that’s fine, but… Is that it?
All that contrarian shit and accusing me of strawmanning and all that and it ends with an insincere, sarcastic comment?
Yeah. After thinking about it, it’s not like the USA will ever have a revolution as much as a forced civil war, if it happens, and then violence would be inevitable.
So arguing about a utopia that can’t peacefully happen is really redundant.
Still not getting your point. Not sure you used “redundant” correctly here.
You do know that there’s more that the US in the world, right?
Can I get a house and free money to invest so I don’t have to become a wage slave in the new economy pls? I just want free money and peace
No, since in the new economy, there hopefully is neither the need nor the possibility to invest.
What the fuck is mone - ey?
Only one education? No re-education?
conservatives are anti-education, so still one education …
Only downside is it’s in a Siberian gulag.
Except for cops, because they are not part of this species
r/Catholicism version:
“Oh shit I didn’t consider that”
Jesus doesn’t love cops
The exact number of police officers in the world is not known, but it is estimated to be around 10 million.
”…But if you do wrong, be afraid, for rulers do not bear the sword for no reason. They are God’s servants, agents of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer” (Romans 13:3–4)
For God so loved the world he gave his only begotten son… with the exception of certain groups of millions of people - not even if like three of them are impoverished BIPOC trans agitators who decided they needed to be on the inside to make change and are now in the process of being fired
(To clarify, cops beat their wives, choke black men to death, and shoot dogs, but the law of large numbers is on their side when it comes to certain specific individuals in certain departments regardless of their place in a broken system)
I will strongly disagree with the methodogy of these hypothetical agitators, but they are also not cops in this context, they’re saboteurs and I have no problem with them. It seems unlikely that this type of person would be hired by any PD, though.
Very fair, thank you for such a civil reply.
Something that surprised me, given that whole MURDER business I mentioned, was learning this a few years ago:
If you hadn’t seen these stats before, do they complicate your views at all or perhaps fit right in? (I know it would be interesting if the survey asked the same/more police crowd whether they wouldn’t rather have some new organization take over. Not sure how that would be accomplished of course.)
So you just happen to have what looks like a cropped screenshot from a 2020 gallup survey saved for the past couple of years? Interesting that you felt it wasn’t prudent to also save and upload the rest of the results for full context or link the actual source for others. Doesn’t make your intentions with the limited information sketchy at all.
Although Black Americans seem about as comfortable as Americans overall with the amount of police presence where they live, they differ markedly in their perceptions of how their local police might treat them if they were to interact. Fewer than one in five Black Americans feel very confident that the police in their area would treat them with courtesy and respect.
Bottom Line - It’s not so much the volume of interactions Black Americans have with the police that troubles them or differentiates them from other racial groups, but rather the quality of those interactions. Most Black Americans want the police to spend at least as much time in their area as they currently do, indicating that they value the need for the service that police provide. However, that exposure comes with more trepidation for Black than White or Hispanic Americans about what they might experience in a police encounter. And those harboring the least confidence that they will be treated well, or who have had negative encounters in the past, are much more likely to want the police presence curtailed.
These results correspond with Gallup’s previously reported findings showing that only 22% of Black Americans favor abolishing police departments. However, the vast majority believe reform is needed, with upward of 90% favoring specific reforms aimed at improving police relations with the communities they serve and preventing or punishing abusive police behavior.
The stats and full survey are not surprising when given their proper context. Does seeing the full results of the “web poll” done by gallup change your perspective at all?
Saved since I DuckDuckGo’d for that survey yesterday! (Time highlighted at top)
Bouncing around in my mind for four years, since seeing the Bay Area get a bit torn up by anti-police protests (incl. by well-meaning white folks, and due to the survey I always felt conflicted).
link the actual source for others.
I’m pretty good about the linking :) (note, comment was not edited - can check on your end) Not as good about writing alt-text for accessibility but getting better.
Anyway same URL as you.
courtesy and respect.
So discouraging.
upward of 90% favoring specific reforms aimed at improving police relations
I guess that’s the move. I alluded to the likely desire to replace police with new-age enforcers and said I didn’t know how that’d work. The survey respondents are more reasonable than me then, taking aim at specific reforms rather than having a pie in the sky dream.
I’m all for it. Those numbers are unacceptable.
The person I would be at odds with wouldn’t be you, but someone who has this determined “abolish police 100%” stance. Survey shows that’s not popular. I’d love me some good reform!
Didn’t he call on God to forgive his executioners, while it was still happening? He said he loved everyone. I’m not a Christian, but Jesus was pretty rad. I wish more people would follow his teachings, not whatever they call this.
If they stop beng cops and reintegrate into sensiple society: why not?
Ah, fine, I can live with that
Edit: and sorry to bring negativity into your nice post
As a vegan, I also want a good live for all the pigs out there
