How about “pauseball”? I’ve rarely seen a more boring “spectacle” than a bunch of roided men in tights smash into each other for 3 seconds then watching fat middle-aged men with oversize headsets chew gum for 10 minutes after.
What about baseball? The pitcher and catcher’s goal is throw the ball back and forth 18 times. Everyone else is just there incase they can’t manage that.
Handegg.
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You have to add “ball” so that we know it is a game played with a ball.
How about “pauseball”? I’ve rarely seen a more boring “spectacle” than a bunch of roided men in tights smash into each other for 3 seconds then watching fat middle-aged men with oversize headsets chew gum for 10 minutes after.
What about baseball? The pitcher and catcher’s goal is throw the ball back and forth 18 times. Everyone else is just there incase they can’t manage that.
Boreball?