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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned

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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned

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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago
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Two plastic surgeons have been banned from performing plastic surgery after a billionaire diamond tycoon died during a penis enlargement procedure | Trending
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    Hey Musk I got a proposition for ya

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      No no. You do it this way:

      “Hey musk, you have a small dick”

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        Unfortunately, he’s probably into being humiliated like that.

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        Yeehaw!

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      Didn’t somebody already botch his dick?

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        Let’s tell him this new guy will fix it

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        musk had his mangled by a “surgeon”

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        Ohhhh, botched dick!! botched that one! That’s a botch job!

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